12:20 am: Go back to sleep.
3:00 am: Alarm goes off; supposed to wake up to relieve daddy of baby duties, but turn off alarm in dream.
3:20 am: Wake up to baby's cries downstairs. Get up quickly, muttering an expletive about sleeping through alarm. Go downstairs, refill water, prepare to nurse Felix. Daddy wakes Asher to join in the nursing fun.
3:45 am: Babies have fallen asleep. Get up, change both babies' diapers. This wakes them; nurse again. Check email and facebook on iPod Touch.
4:10 am: Swaddle and lay down both babies in Pack N' Play.
4:15 am: Chug more water; fall asleep on couch.
6:45 am: Asher wakes up. Nurse him until he falls back asleep.
7:00 am: Felix wakes up. Nurse him until he falls back asleep.
7:10 am: Felix wakes up again. Change his diaper. Wake Asher, change his diaper. Nurse both babies. Burp.
7:45 am: Lay a sleeping Felix down. Asher begins screaming for unknown reason. Cuddle him.
8:00 am: Daddy comes downstairs, ready to leave for school. Kiss husband goodbye, jealous that he gets to leave the house.
8:01 am: Try to lay Asher down, begins screaming again. Swaddle him tightly, cuddle again.
8:05 am: Asher is finally fast asleep - lay him down. Chug water, lie on couch, fall asleep.
9:50 am: Phone rings, ignore it and hope it doesn't wake the babies. It doesn't.
10:08 am: Felix wakes up. Change his diaper. Wake Asher, change his diaper. Nurse both babies. Check email and facebook on iPod Touch. Burp. Asher spits up all over me, but somehow misses his own outfit. Lay both babies down; run upstairs to change into new clothes (also pajamas).
10:40 am: Felix is still hungry; nurse again. Burp.
10:50 am: Lay Felix next to his brother. Asher spits up. Change his outfit. Let dogs outside. Make a bowl of cereal. Let dogs in. Inhale bowl of cereal while a baby begins to cry.
11:00 am: Put babies in vibrating seats. Put on annoying baby classical music CD.
11:02 am: Gather diapers, go in laundry room, put on gloves and hold breath - put diapers in the washing machine. Felix begins crying. Quickly gather trash and bring outside and put into bin. Felix has fallen asleep. Asher is now crying. Take him out of seat, lay him down to look around. Asher stops crying.
11:15 am: Put dishes in dishwasher, start dishwasher.
11:20 am: Felix is awake again. No one is crying. Decide it is safe to make my morning coffee. Both babies begin to cry.
11:25 am: Bring coffee into livingroom, set on end table to get cold. Gather both babies and nurse them. Drink lukewarm coffee and check email while nursing. Both babies fall asleep.
12:03 pm: Felix stirs and spits up on me. Luckily he is wearing a bib, so he does not need his outfit changed.
12:15 pm: Lay both babies in Pack N' Play. Swaddle tightly. Put away nursing pillow.
12:17 pm: Reheat coffee in microwave. Chug water.
12:20 pm: Sit down, watch TiVo, sip coffee. Ah.
12:30 pm: Asher wakes up. Nurse him until he falls back asleep.
12:40 pm: Lay him back down. Go upstairs and brush teeth, wash face, and fix hair.
12:45 pm: Uncle Chris comes over on his lunch break to help with babies. Since they are sleeping, he helps mommy by providing adult conversation instead :)
12:46 pm: Asher stirs again. Re-swaddle. Back to sleep.
1:00 pm: Put diapers into dryer.
1:10 pm: Make peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
1:35 pm: Chris leaves to go back to work. Look at "to do" list. Decide not to do any of it. Watch TV/check email instead.
2:25 pm: Asher begins to stir. Grab diapers from dryer.
2:30 pm: Asher cries. Loudly. Change his diaper. Still crying. Lay him down to wait while I wake Felix and change him. Need to change Felix's outfit because his diaper leaked. Manage to get him clean and dry without him crying. Asher still crying.
2:40 pm: Nurse both babies. Burp.
3:15 pm: Aunt Alysa comes over after work to take a walk. Asher is crying. Felix also begins crying. Contemplate not going on walk, but decide mommy really needs to get out of the house.
3:30 pm: Put babies in Ergo carriers (I carry Asher, Alysa carries Felix), hook leash on Gracie, and hit the road. Meet another mom of twins on the walk - her babies look huge next to mine (they are 5 1/2 months old)! Babies sleep during the whole walk.
4:30 pm: Return from walk. Nurse babies.
4:50 pm: Say goodbye to Alysa. Change diapers.
5:00 pm: Turn on NPR on the stereo. Fold diapers while babies listen to the day's news.
5:10 pm: Felix begins to cry; nurse him. Play Sudoku on iPod Touch. Burp.
5:25 pm: Read 2 Dr. Seuss baby books to babies. Make it through 2 of them before they begin to fuss.
5:30 pm: Put babies in activity gym.
5:31 pm: Asher cries. Take him out, cuddle him.
5:40 pm: Felix cries. Take him out. Put both babies in their vibrating seats. Unload dishwasher while there is peace.
5:45 pm: Asher cries. Pick up and cuddle.
5:46 pm: Felix cries. Cannot pick him up since I'm already holding Asher.
5:55 pm: Nurse both babies. Catch up on phone calls. Burp both babies, put them down.
6:15 pm: Asher cries. He quiets with a pacifier and cuddling.
6:30 pm: Daddy comes home. He changes diapers, warms up bottles, reheats dinner, makes brownies, and feeds the dogs. Felix begins to cry.
6:45 pm: Put babies in their seats and feed them bottles. Burp. Allow vibrating seats to do their magic.
7:10 pm: Organic beef stew and french bread for dinner. Time for a beer. Babies blessedly sleep throughout dinner. Mommy and daddy both eat a hot meal. Together.
8:10 pm: Mommy starts getting ready for bed. Babies start fussing. Mommy and daddy have almost nightly conversation about how much easier it would be to have one baby.
8:30 pm: Shower.
8:45 pm: Pump. Read Glamour magazine while pumping.
9:00 pm: Go to sleep.
11:10 pm: Wake up from nightly dream that babies are in bed with me and I may smother them. Realize they are downstairs, and go back to sleep.
12:00 am: Alarm goes off; wake up to pump (daddy is with babies downstairs). Chug some water and eat a handful of trail mix. Read Glamour magazine while pumping.
But...it's all worth it for this...













